Disguised for Success

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"First off many thanks to GonzaHerMeg for drawing this for me. This is from an altered version of the MLP episode "Suited for Success" for the TF/MLP crossover world. I’m taking the matching up of ponies to classes from what GonzaHerMeg has done and also from here [link]

It involves some of the team (the ones based on the main cast ponies) being given a mission where they have to infiltrate the enemy base, so Rarity Spy agrees to make them disguises. The pic is when she’s making Rainbow Scout’s.

I have now written bits of the rest. Note, this isn’t all of an “episode”, but parts from an altered “episode” for the crossover world, where you kinda need to know to the plot/lines of the actual episode plus stuff from team fortress.

Applejack Engie: So all you have to do is make different, original, perfect disguises for 6 ponies? And lickety split?
Rarity Spy: Oh, Engie. You make it sound as if it's going to be hard.

Later...

Fluttermedic (quietly): French haute couture, please.
R Spy: Ugh, are you sure that will work as a disguise for you?
FM(shouting): I HAVE NO IDEA! (quietly again) But, uh... you know... um, whatever you want to do is fine.

Twilight Sniper: Now mate, I can’t tell you how many times having a good knowledge of the constellations saved me from getting lost at night in the outback. So, the stars on my disguise need to be technically accurate.

AJE: Now look bubby, you know I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems. Practical problems. For instance, what if it rains? The answer? Galoshes!

Pinkie Pyro: Mmor mmmmgen maloons! Mm mo, mm’s mm mmy malons. Mor mmdy! Mo, mes mmdy. Mm mit, I mow. Meemers! (More hydrogen balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. More candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers!)
R Spy: Streamers?
Pinkie Pyro: Mmose msgmm ms mms? (Whose disguise is this?)
R Spy: Streamers it is.
Pinkie Pyro: MN FMRM! (ON FIRE!)

Rainbow Scout already done in pic

R Spy: Sacrebleu, Opal! These are the worst disguises I've ever made.

Later...

They are running away from the enemy base whilst being shot at.

TS: Oh dear.
PP (who is singed): Mmke ms m ome. (Pinkie has an owie.)
AJE: How in tarnation did they know it was us?
R Scout: I’ll tell you how! These disguises Spy made SUCK!
TS: Well she only made the changes we wanted. You think we overdid it?
AJE: Nah. (pause, looks at their ridiculous disguises) Okay, maybe a little.
FM: Um, where is Rarity?
R Spy has disappeared...
AJE: Must have used her cloaking devise. I sure hope she ain’t too upset...

As they run back to their base a voice shouts out from the enemy base : And don’t come back you muffin hating maggots!

Later back at the base...

TS (knocking on R Spy’s door): Spy? You okay in there mate? You haven't come out for days.
R Spy: I'm never coming out! I can't show my face in battle ever again! I used to be somepony. I used to be respected. I used to be feared. I was a master of disguise. A saboteur extraordinaire! But now everypony is laughing at me. I'm nothing but a laughingstock!
TS: You're not a laughingstock, Rarity...
R Scout: She kind of is.
TS: Shhh! Come on out and talk to us.
R Spy: Leave me alone! I want to be alone! I want to hide myself from the world! And I’m failing at that too! What kind of spy fails at hiding? I'M SO PATHETIC!
TS: Now what do we do?
FM: I HAVE NO IDEA!
R Scout: That's your answer for everything!
AJE: Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this.
PP: Mmll bmcmm m mmzy mmt mmdy!
TS: She only has one cat.
PP: Mmve mer mme.

After tricking R Spy outside...

R Spy: What is it? It's not... You... (gasp)
TS: We all finished your disguise for you.
AJE: Thanks to Medic’s freaky knowledge of sewing.
FM: Nothing freaky about it, I’m a doctor, I have lots of practice sewing bodies, alive and dead. Sometimes both together.
AJE: And as I said, freaky.

They then say sorry to R Spy (except Scout) and then use her original disguises, and are successful in their mission.

TS (writing): G’day Administrator Celestia! This week our Spy Rarity learned that if you try to please everypony, you often times end up pleasing nopony, especially yourself. ESPECIALLY, if one of those ponies is Rainbow Scout, cos she’s an idiot who doesn’t know what she wants.
R Scout: I heard that!
TS (ignoring and continuing): And I learned you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. Except when you’re planning a head shot.

Again many thanks to GonzaHerMeg."

You're welcome.

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